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Tyler on why God made mothers

One of the most interesting things I found in this little exercise is that Tyler refers to diety as either ‘They’ or ‘She’, but not as He. He’s a UU, no doubt about it 😉

  •  Why did God make mothers?

So they can feed children, keep them safe, so they can, um, I don’t know what else.

  • How did God make mothers?

 They created one, and then that one made more of them, and they created more mothers.

  •  What ingredients are mothers made of?

Blood, skin, and bones.

  • Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

Because She thought you were much nicer for a mother, instead of any other mother.

  • What kind of little girl was your mom?

She was a cheerleader, and that’s all I know.

  • What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

I decided to just leave this one alone.

  • Why did your mom marry your dad?

Same here.

  • Who’s the boss at your house?

 Mommy.

  • What’s the difference between moms and dads?

 That the mom is a girl and the daddy is a boy, and the mom grows long hair quicker than the boy does, and some fathers don’t have long hair… and fathers cut their hair more than girls do.

  • What does your mom do in her spare time?

She plays games with us.

  • What would it take to make your mom perfect?

Working with me on my homework, helping Halle with some stuff, and that’s it.

  • If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

 The trouble for me… the me trouble… she wouldn’t get me in trouble any more.

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